Nintendo is WINNING!!!?
Nintendo's WORLD DOMINATION plans are succeeding and we have cold, hard PROOF.
Those slit eyed gaming masters have been going on for a while now about 'expanding the audience' and 'breaking down the walls' and other such marketing speak. Today, I witnessed this first-hand and got a shitty-camera-phone-STEALTH-SHOT to prove it.
Yes! Even Gingers are now playing games as this copper-topped freak demonstrates. He's even playing Animal Crossing DS, a perfectly respectable game, none of your "Alex Rider: Stormbreaker" here. For years, Gingers haven't been allowed to buy anything games related for fear of tainting public opinion on our precious hobby. The ban has now been lifted due to Nintendo's "EXPANDING THE MARKET" strategy and everybody loving gaming again.
Although this may seem good news for all the Chris Evans' in the world, where will it end? Is Nintendo's strategy a 'good' thing? Who knows what we'll see next, maybe next year even Muslims will be playing games!!!*
*Just kidding, of course they'll never allow Muslims to play games!
6 comments:
Looks like one of those stealth-gingers with apparently brown hair! Either that or your phone camera is shite.
"WIInning" surely?
...I'll get my coat.
"Looks like one of those stealth-gingers with apparently brown hair!"
That's what I thought. He's not nearly ginger enough to get marginalised from society.
I'll call him ginger pubes for good measure, anyway. Ginger pubes!
Prove only has one 'o'. We want to look professional now.
Yeah, my phone camera is shite. :(
In real life his hair glowed ginger.
I AM A GINGER AND I CAN CONFIRM THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
-monkie-
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