Gamers love terrorists

Now even Republican Party mouthpiece Bill O'Reilly (who hosts a show on the completely impartial Fox News called 'No Spin Zone', which sounds like it should be a Sonic level) is having a crack at videogames. In a recent radio broadcast he had some rather unkind words to say about games and the pathetic loners that play them.

"Basically what you have is a large portion of the population, mostly younger people under the age of 45, who don’t deal with reality - ever. So they don’t know what day it is; they don’t know temperature it is; they don’t know what their neighbor looks like. They don’t know anything… because they are constantly diverted by a machine. Now what this does is it takes a person away from reality because they’ve created their own reality…"

You are so wrong, Bill. The day is two days after the launch of the PS3, my neighbours are cunts and I don't need to know what the temperature is, just whether it's hot, cold or pissing with rain. If you don't stop saying nasty things about games I'm going to fly my airship to your house, hide in your plumbing, then leap out and jump on your head until I level up.

Bill also has his own unique twist on the subject of videogame violence:

I really fear for the United States because, believe me, the jihadists? They’re not playing the video games. They’re killing real people over there.

So if I play games, I'm not only being trained to kill but I'm actually helping terrorists by...um...not joining the army where they'll train me to kill brown people?

Further insights into the twisted brain-wrongs of an ultra right-wing conservative technophobe can be found on GamePolitics.com, including his rants against the PS3 and iPod. Or you can pay to download a "podcast" from his "web site" using your computer machine then listen to it on your musical playing device, you terrorist-loving, America-hating scumfuck. While you're there don't forget to take the test on his site to determine whether you're a 'culture warrior' (flag-waving red-blooded American) or a secular-progressive (liberal commie faggot).