Thursday 16 November 2006

Joe Public plays Wii. Likes it.

So today I got to play the Wii for the first time and I'd be lying if I said it's not the greatest thing ever. So I won't. It's the greatest thing ever. Here's some pictures.

This is another pic of a Wii like what you'll have seen all over the internet. Difference being, I took this one so it has extra weight. Notice the shit rose wallpaper, obviously meant to make the Wii look even better.

This picture highlights two things. First of all, an authentic oriental person playing the Wii, for authentic oriental link. Secondly, see that woman on the left? She's the Birmingham equivalent of a 'Booth Babe'. A middle-aged spinster (presumably) doing promotional work for a product she doesn't know how to use so she can fund surgery to stop everything 'going south'. They knew nothing. They read off shit little cards around their necks. Promotional people are shit.

These are chavs playing the Wii. They actually liked it, which means Nintendo are stealing people away from the 50-cent generation. Which I suppose is a good thing. Notice again the shit promotional person on the left, this time from an ethnic minority of some sort to aid 'equality' or whatever.

This is Zelda running on a Wii. Notice how they've tried to make a really bad 'homely' setting for it, all the time forgetting that most people will be playing this in a dark bedroom, possibly with snacks. Stage setup people are shit.

There are some other pictures of Wiimotes and things, but they're a bit pointless really. All in all, the Wii is great. If you haven't played one, you don't get to comment on how good it is (or isn't).

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes... promomtional staff ARE shit. Even if they DID have wii bags and see-through trousers.

Pedro Jalapeno said...

Why no titties rubbing against the Wii? Next update NEEDS MORE BREASTS.

Zayne said...

Believe me. You wouldn't want to see those 'booth babes' breasts.

JP said...

I will be there tomorrow (if i get out of bed).