Swallow it ALL, bitch. I don't care if you don't like the taste. Paying ten quid for Congo Bongo didn't leave a nice taste in my mouth, either. I see ONE FUCKING DROP on your chin and I'm putting the clips back on.
It's no good. I can't keep up. I've done the maths on how many orgasms this whore owes us for persuading us to spend money on the Sega Ages series, and it's hopeless. The entire population of Cardiff would have to do an armbreaker over this picture for a whole fifty seven minutes just to make up for Sega System 16 Collection ALONE. If you have a heart, PLEASE SEXUALLY DEFILE THIS GIRL'S IMAGE NOW or I'm going to end up with a right arm comedically huger than the other that can punch through walls like Mean Angel out of Judge Dredd.
Which, now I've given it some thought, would actually be really cool.
The 3D Hentai game that's a bit like Dead or Alive Extreme but without that annoying Volleyball minigame, Sexy Beach 3 recieved a bonus in the shape of a new character! With blue hair and everything!
Made popular by bittorrent, Sexy Beach is famed for its awkward, mechanical sex scenes which are depressingly all too familiar to anyone who's been in a relationship for more than 6 months.
